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Gavros 6:33 Wed Oct 31
Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
You'll probably remember the story of Amethyst Realm, the woman who claims to have met and fallen in love with a ghost on holiday.

The 30-year-old, who claims to have slept with at least 20 ghosts, now appears to be settling down as she has revealed that the ghost has asked for her hand in marriage.

Speaking to The Sun, the spiritual counsellor shared the story of how her lover popped the question, which occurred during a trip to the Wookey Hole caves in Somerset.

"I'd suggested a weekend away and we decided on Weston-super-Mare.

As soon as we got to the hotel, my lover told me he wanted to go to Wookey Hole. It’s nearly an hour from Weston, but he was insistent.

Halfway through the tour, he told me he wanted to hang back from the group.

That’s when it happened. There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees! But for the first time, I heard him speak."

She claims that she heard the ghost say "will you marry me?" before adding:

"It’s hard to explain but, until that point, his words were inside my head. But, on that day, the words were outside.

I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real."

They are now planning their big day and which ring she will wear, which she hopes will be an amethyst stone, which would be appropriate, but she wants him to make the choice.

Apparently, they want their special day to be a big occasion and will be a traditional Page 'handfasting' ceremony, where their hands will be tied together.

However, she admits that the guests may struggle as her partner doesn't have a name and she's not even 100 per cent sure if he is a man.

In addition, she is hoping to have a baby with her ghostly lover which she seems optimistic about the possibility of conceiving with a spirit, stating:

"I looked into it and I don’t think it’s totally out of the question.

I’m sure there’s a way around that — I just haven’t worked it out yet."

She believes that women who have so-called 'phantom pregnancies,' which include signs of nausea and a swollen abdomen, actually 'ghost babies' living inside women but that their bodies are unable to cope with the paranormal.

Amethyst also claims that ghosts are very good lovers, so even if she isn't able to get pregnant from a ghost, she'll be sure to be having some fun in her attempts to do so.

"Ghost lovers tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke.

There's always more of a connection, because the sex goes beyond physical. It's like any other kind of sex.

The main difference is I just can't see them."

I feel them though, their weight against me, their touch, the warmth and energy that just sinks into me

Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm being moved. Orgasms I have with my spirit lovers have been way more satisfying than any I've had with ordinary men.

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Eerie Descent 6:34 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Her last boyfriend was Swiss...

gph 6:54 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Is she a slag?

Rather than being promiscuous, she's avoiding proper sex and going more and more insane as a result.

None of this prevents her from also being an attention-seeking conwoman

Mike Oxsaw 6:54 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
All ghosts are white are they not?

And dress up as KKK members.

I'm calling racist and demand that ghosts be banned.

J.Riddle 7:24 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
It goes without saying Ghost lovers will be better lovers than your average bloke once Rigor mortis sets in.

Nurse Ratched 7:30 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Is this a thing now?

Because I can think of a few dead blokes I'd like to do and I reckon they won't be that fussy these days.

Darlo Debs 7:34 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Do you think.the baby would have been conceived while listening to. Aint Nobody?

Hammer and Pickle 7:37 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Must be because she cums so hard, she gets ectospasms, innit.

Vexed 8:05 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
I have a feeling she might be an ugly cunt.

eusebiovic 8:33 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Mushrooms can be a wonderful thing...

Alfs 11:42 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
He took her up Wookey Hole! The dirty bastard.

Westham67 11:53 Wed Oct 31
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Then lady sounds like she has spirit

maverick 11:07 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Good luck to the pair of them !!

Westham67 11:18 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Did she grad them by the ghoulies

Spandex Sidney 2:13 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Sex with the dead? I know a bird wants it stiff but not that stiff surely?

Still, if she believes they are regularly chucking all their ectoplasmic love custard up her then fair play, each to their own.

*awaits new section on xhamster for 'ghost loving'

Dan M 3:07 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
This slag
(aah-aah)
Is gonna be like a ghost slag

Russ of the BML 4:32 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
The bird is a fucking fruitcake.

gph 8:19 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
"The bird is a fucking fruitcake"

There is a chance she is, yes.

Nurse Ratched 8:35 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Hmm, Russ not exactly going out on a limb there...

Trevor B 8:37 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Mum: Hello Amethyst darling, are you currently seeing anyone?
Nutjob Daughter: I see dead people.

Nurse Ratched 8:41 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Amethyst: "Yes, mum. I'm seeing a bloke called Timothy Claypole. He has a great sense of humour..."

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